Her Man Tried To Get Away With Cheating By Claiming It Would Cure Cancer

Is an insane excuse worth a second chance?

A woman who describes herself a "Puerto Rican goddess" took to Twitter recently to share the incredible excuse that her boyfriend gave her when she found out that he had cheated on her with another woman.

He started off by denying it... and then not denying it. By the end of his excuse, he'd have you believe that the very fate of the universe depending on him getting a blowie at the bar. Here's how it went down.

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She followed this up with screen grabs from the unbelievable texts that he sent her afterward.

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That's a pretty huge claim. How do you think the guy backed it up?

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Wooooooooooow. I've heard some wild excuses in my time but I don't think anyone has ever tried to claim they got a bj to cure cancer.

Obviously, the man got shredded by Bella's followers, largely for his audacity but also (and more than reasonably) for his spelling.

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Amazingly, some people are calling for him to get a second chance, if not nothing else than for having the nerve and creativity to try an excuse like that.

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(h/t - The Chive)

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