21 People Friendzoned So Hard It Hurt
Guys, this is not an article about women being mean. It's about managing your expectations and learning when it's time to realize that things aren't going to change.
1. Nowhere better to be at midnight
Johnathon is so non-threatening that Lizz's parents don't mind him showing up at midnight.
2. If you ever wanted to see the literal friend zone
It looks a little something like this.
3. When you try to break out of the friendzone with a splash
He's on a highway to the friendzone. You can't tell but I typed that to the rhythm of Danger Zone.
4. He tried to hedge his bets and still fell short
Or: how to simultaneously end up in a half dozen different friendzones.