Messages aren't always what you expect. Sometimes you're trying to get in contact with someone then it turns out they changed their number. The person on the other end will either tell you it's the wrong number, or they might do something funnier. On the other hand, you might have a friend who just loves messing with you. If you are or have any friends like that, you'll love what's coming up.
1. You can't always be smooth
Am I the only one that when read 'manflesh' you hear a Uruk-hai voice in your head?
2. They're not interested in dirty talk
They're just interested in breakfast, all day and in bed. Who doesn't love cereal though?
3. Rod sounds like a great guy
Rod actually sounds like a real deadbeat. This is bound to happen though, there's only so many phone numbers in the world.
4. There's always a creep hiding in your 'other' folder
This is probably not quite the response the guy was expecting. However, this is the one he should expect. A great way to have fun when you have nothing better to do.
5. This guy is smooth like peanut butter
He's also the king of the short game. He was quick to grab her attention, then jumped right into his real motives. Luckily she can always stop messaging him. Definitely not the response she was expecting.
6. She love compliments
She wasn't a big fan of his original response. Lucky for her he had a sweet line to make her happy.
7. Mashanda is wild!
Mashanda has a great sense of humor. The best part, for the next few messages they will always see a surprised Batman.
8. Classic mom text
Such a classic mom text. All of our parents are victim to sending us an almost confusing text message like this.