There are plenty of things you shouldn't do while drunk. Driving, operating heavy machinery, and making lifelong decisions are just a few. Using social media, on the other hand, is more of a grey area. On the one hand, you could end up embarrassing yourself by posting something you'll regret. On the other hand, we all get to laugh at you when you do it.
1. Never pack your lunch while drunk
Otherwise you might forget important things - like vegetables, or fruit, or anything other than several hunks of cheese.
2. Still better than flying United Airlines
Really, though, that status update is all of us when we have a hangover, isn't it?
3. This seems like a bad call
I mean, I don't think anyone is disagreeing with him. But that wasn't likely to get you the right kind of attention. Assuming of course that this isn't a faked screengrab.
4. Christopher gets real philosophical when he starts drinking
Going to bed is probably a great idea at this point.
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