If humanity had a petri dish, it would be Walmart. You can watch people from all walks of life mingling around, doing whatever they want, as if no one was around to see them. It's not clear what it is about Walmart that invites people to stop giving a damn but it's sure fascinating when they do.
1. Do those come with training wheels?
Those items on the top shelf are all hers now!
2. I don't think that's in the employee manual
But maybe that's where he keeps the manual.
3. Anything's a dress if you tug hard enough
This is a life hack if I've ever seen one.
4. I present to you – the braided mullet
Because sometimes you're feeling formal.
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