There's not too much to this. It's a bunch of pictures and hopefully it'll give you a chuckle. Let's do this.
1. Someone didn't want to be hugged
At least now we know what the "& so much more!" means on the package.
2. Somebody out there took a chance and it paid off
To be fair, they only missed the deadline by about 6,000 days. It's an easy mistake to make.
3. I could go for some of this wine right now
It's a very specific demographic but hey, that's targeted marketing for you.
4. This warning label makes me very self conscious
Personally, I would have used my hands but clearly my equipment is lacking.
5. Truly ahead of his time
The best part is, this sentence actually confirms perfectly to Iambic Pentameter.*
*not true in the slightest
6. A shocking development
So did she plan on getting that picture printed that huge anyway or was it just because of the hand? Like was she gonna hang a 10x12 picture of her with Tom Felton on her wall? The Deathly Hallows necklace suggests maybe.
7. The world's biggest Law & Order fan
8. Cite yo'self
You know how I know it's true? Because *I* said it, that's why.