One of the benefits of being in a relationship is the opportunity to be smug with all your single friends, looking down at all the games they have to play and hoops they have to jump through, trying to find someone to pair off with.
That's exactly what we're doing here today - celebrating how nice it is to not have to be wading through the trash heap that often is Tinder.
We poured through reddit's /r/Tinder community to find 16 reasons why you'll be glad you're not dating right now (or, if you're single, just 16 more reasons to give up hope).
1. You won't be able to get through this profile without being annoyed at least twice
I'm a pretty open-minded person but despite my best intentions, this is still a hard swipe left.
2. Ah yes, Tinder panhandlers
You know what's even sketchiest than hooking up with people online? Begging for money online.
3. I don't care if it works, negging is trash behavior
4. Lost for an opening line? Try some sexism!
The replies to this on reddit were kind of shockingly in favor of the guy making the joke, saying that if she didn't laugh at it, she wasn't worth his time anyway.
On the Next Page: It gets tiring dodging guys begging for nudes