When the lights go down and the music comes up, people are free to be whoever they want to be. Whether or not they'll still like that person in the morning is a whole other conversation.
1. On that day, Ed found his calling
I can hear the noises that girl is making through my computer screen.
2. You don't always want the attention you're getting
He's got enough friends already, thank you very much.
3. When you realize mid-drink that there's a photographer
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a Muppet?
4. Opportunity waits for no man
I bet you all drink your own drinks like a sucker. Sure, there's a high risk of herpes but sometimes you've gotta roll the dice.
On the Next Page: I can't understand why he didn't enjoy his first big night out