You take a chance whenever you leave the house. At best, you'll get through a boring day. At worst, you'll see something you won't know how to explain.
1. Just having a little drink
Probably didn't even offer to replace the seat.
2. I hope this is just a weird angle
I assume the enormous knife is for slicing bread and he's just about to end up with a really crummy bag.
3. Wherever she's going, I'm not
No, no, that's cool. I'll get off in a few stops.
4. These selfies are getting out of control
Not sure what's actually happening here, but I think I could hold it long enough to find another bathroom.
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