The nice part about having a big brain like ours is being able to have ideas. The not so nice part is not being able to separate the good ideas from the bad ones, like these people!
1. This is why you pay the troll toll before you cross.
In Soviet Russia, bridge crosses you!
2. This looks like the poster for a Kung Fu B-Movie.
Crouching Horse, Hidden Jockey. In theatres this summer.
3. He's a real hot foot.
A picture is worth a thousand words, and in this case, those words are all "Ow."
4. This pool is about to be empty.
Behold the majestic beluga as it attempts to court a mate.
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