11 Things You Didn't Know You Wanted
Good old capitalism: in order to sell something, you have to make it unique. These things definitely have that down pat, but their actual functionality might vary.
1. On the bright side, it provides near-unlimited power.
On the not so bright side, you have to go outside to use it.
2. I didn't know how badly I wanted this until I saw it.
Still, pour one out for our fallen brother who drowned in milk after going overboard.
3. Here's one for all the serial killers out there.
Maybe you can use the pencil you sharpen to fix those eyebrows.
4. As long as we're on the subject of stabbing things…
For when cooking starts giving you a headache.
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